1. tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [nodunno]

  2. craftbeerhallputsch:

    specterofcommunism:

    zhouenlaid:

    heroque:

    kingcheddarxvii:

    Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

    What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

    $20 can get you many peanuts

    explain how

    Money can be exchanged for goods and services

    (Source: kingmunsterxvii)

  3. callieohpeee:

    when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

    (Source: fujiwaranomokou)

  4. teapayne:

    you never know!

  5. 2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it

    2am:

    i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it

  6. think-thank-thunk:

    *holds own titty for comfort*

  7. (Source: ruinedchildhood)

  8. awwww-cute:

I work at a vet clinic

    awwww-cute:

    I work at a vet clinic

  9. Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

    Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

    (Source: totalparksandrec)

  10. porn4smartgirls:

omg.

    porn4smartgirls:

    omg.

  11. alphascum:

    THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

  12. joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

    joshpecksister:

    if someone asks what college is like you show them this

  13. creaseintime:

are you ready to get

    creaseintime:

    are you ready to get

  14. creaseintime:

SPOOKY

    creaseintime:

    SPOOKY

  15. latenightseth:

Neil Patrick Harris just reinvented the selfie game backstage at Late Night. 
*brain explodes*

    latenightseth:

    Neil Patrick Harris just reinvented the selfie game backstage at Late Night.

    *brain explodes*